Samuel Chester Gross
So if you attended the Rosendahl Empowerment Congress, you know that my wife was pregnant. Well on July 7, 2006 at 5:37pm, my rockstar wife, Cary, gave birth to our son, Samuel Chester Gross. He weighed 7 lbs. 6 oz, was 18.5 inches long and is the cutest child ever born. We think the Samuel Chester part sounds very presidential, but the last name may cause him some trouble.
While he cries a lot these days, he is very healthy which we attribute to all of the fresh eggs his mother ate during her pregnancy, not to mention a tremendous amount of pickles. I am not really sure what to do now, or why they let me take the child home, but fortunately Cary seems to know what she is doing. Sam asked me to say hello to all of his well-wishers and let you know that he looks forward to meeting everyone. In the meantime, check out my boy...
Aaron Gross, Deputy Chief of Staff